wow you guys are the best! you are humid, prepossesing homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps. and hey, i really mean it dudes.
joey: When he said he was terrified while protecting Rachel from Cujo or when he puts on all of Chandler's clothes. "since i'm going commando I better not do any lunges."
chandler: When he's stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. The voice overs are amazing. "Could of said gum would be nice. Could of said I'd like a piece but no, to me gum would be perfection."
ross: When he's making fun of Rachel's paranoia after they lock Emma in the apartment. "no you're right, I think a pidgeon, no an Eagle has flown into the apartment and landed on the stove catching fire. The baby leaps from her crib to the mighty birds aid. The eagle misconstrues this as an act of aggression. Baby and Bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip as the apartment slowly fills with water."
Monica: Anytime she says I KNOW!! and dancing with a turkey on her head
phoebe: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Mike: "Do you even know what a banana hammock is?" Phoebe: "Yeah, it's a funny word." Mike: "It's a speedo" Phoebe: "ohhh crap."
rachel: When she kisses, yells at and inappropriately touches mr. zellner.
group: When they're reliving their past thanksgiving traumas. "More turkey mr chandaler.
guest star: Jon Lovitz in The One With the Stoned Guy "Tart-lets. Tart-lets. Tart-lets that's a funny word." "BEARS OVERBOARD BEARS OVERBOARD! Grab a sugar-o save yourselves!"
you are gonna be sorry if that’s true! x
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
Joey: Eighteen, huh?
Ross: Joey, no!
Joey: What, what? It’s for her hot friends.
Ross: When they see this, you’ll be 52.
Joey: And starting to think about settling down.
Friends 10.04 The One With The Cake
1. The one where Ross is telling them about the date of his wedding with Emily and Joey's all, "Hey that's the same time as my period!... this is not my planner" That or the 'draft' speech for Chandler and Monica's wedding "the giving and receiving"
2. Any scene where he's so damn romantic and sweet to Monica.
3. Unagi or the one where he's drunk after learning about Joey and Rachel
4. I don't really know... but I just really like her!
5. any scene with her random quotes :))
6. the one where she gives birth to Emma and she hits Ross' head while pushing.
8. Uhm... hmm. Christina Applegate or Bruce Willis... maybe Janice :))
joey: the time when joey couldn't decide if he should eat Emma's bunny turned penis cake.
chandler: the entire episode where he takes a bath, because he has a little boat to make it less feminine. hahaha.
ross: YOU ATE MY SANDWICHHHHHHH!?!?! and the time he hit his head in the dryer door after kissing rachel for the first time. haha
monica: every time she danced in her fat suit. ahahaha
phoebe: when she played with the dollhouse before monica was a bitch about it :)
rachel: "well yeah, i'm a slut!" idk that was just funny to me for some reason. haha
group: either when they started singing in the jungle or when they created the massive poking device :D
guest star: brad pitt cuz he was cuteeeee. and i love how the married couple acted like sworn enemies :)
HE’S ALIVE! and yet we’re still poking! x
1. Joey: when he tries to jump off the ledge when Rachel says goodbye
2. Chandler: "New York is AWESOME!"
3. Ross: when he finds out "he's dead"
4. Monica:7, 7, 7, 7, 7!
5. Phoebe: the situation with the smoke alarm
6. Rachel: when she can't find Joey in the hotel room in Barbados
7. Group: when everyone finds out Chandler has a third nipple
8. Guest Star: Giovanni Ribisi
please don’t be a spaceship, please don’t be a spaceship! x